Dear Abby,
I have two brothers. One works for the state of Louisiana and the
other has just been sentenced to death in the electric chair. My mother
died insane when I was three years old. My two sisters are prostitutes
and my father sells narcotics.
Recently, I met this girl who just got out of the reformatory, where
she served time for smothering her illegitimate child, I love this girl
very much and want to marry her.
My problem is this, Abby. Should I tell her about my brother who works
for the state of Louisiana?

Signed: Ashamed

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