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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest
man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet for anyone
who could squeeze just one more drop of juice from a lemon,
after the bartender had finished squeezing a lemon into a
glass.

Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen,
etc.) but to date, none was able to win the bet. One day a
scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and
a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try
the bet!"

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "Okay."
The bartender grabbed a lemon and squeezed away until only
the wrinkled remains of the lemon remained and he handed
this to the little man.

As the crowd stood and watched in amazement, laughter
turning to silence, the little man clenched his fist around the
lemon, and to everyone amazement six drops fell into the
glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000 and
asked the little man: "What do you do for a living? Are you a
lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"

The man replied, "I work for the IRS."

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