Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and
appeared in court last Friday before the judge. The judge said,
"You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second
chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and
try to show others the evils of drug use, and get them to give up
drugs forever. I'll see you back in court next Monday."
Monday, the two guys were back in court. The judge asked the first
guy, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I
persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." The judge was
quite impressed and said, "Seventeen people? That's wonderful.
What did you tell them?"
The first guy said, "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles
like this:
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"And told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and
this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable,"
replied the judge.
"And you, how did you do?" the judge asked the second guy.
"Well, your honor I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!" The
second guy answered, "I used a similar approach." (He draws two
circles)
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The second guy continued, "Well, I said, (pointing to the small
circle) this is your asshole before prison."