A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a
house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the
room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife
and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the man got up
and left the room.

The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and hissed, "Darling, I saw him
kissing you. He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex,
just go along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him
mad. Our lives may depend on it!"

"Darling," the wife said, spitting out her gag. "I'm so relieved you feel that way. He wasn't kissing
me, he was whispering to me. He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the
Vaseline in the bathroom."

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