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Glenn and his wife were working in their garden
one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says,
"Your butt is getting really big. I bet your butt is
bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measured the grill and then went over to where his
wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than
the barbecue!"
The wife chose to ignore the husband.

Later that night in bed Glenn was feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who
completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up
this big-ass grill for one little weenie

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