An Italian guy and a Jewish guy went out to dinner
one night. They went to a very expensive restaurant
and were at the restaurant for a couple of hours,
talking and carrying on.
Finally, the waiter came over and asked, "Who
should I give the check to?"
The Italian guy said, "Give it to me. I'll take care of
everything."
"Fine," said the waiter.
The next day the headlines read: "Jewish
Ventriloquist Strangled to Death."