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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says,
"Mom, what are those things on your chest?" Unsure of how
to reply, she tells Little Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast
tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his
father the same question. His father, always quick with the
answers, said, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your
mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to
heaven."

Johnny thinks that's really neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Little Johnny's dad comes home from work
a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying
hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!"

His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think
Mommy's dying?"

"Uncle Bob is blowing up Mommy's balloons and she's
screaming, 'Oh God, I'm coming'."

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