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A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down
in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye too.
He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if
I ask how you got yours?"
Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See,
I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the hugest breasts
in the world was there. So, instead of saying I'd like a ticket to
Pittsburgh', I said 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh'." And she socked me
one."
First guy: "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table
and
I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties.' But I
accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you stupid bitch'

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