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When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in
the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers
delivered when one of the children phoned and complained bitterly,

"You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."

The widow replied,
"I nursed him night and day, so of course I know he died of diarrhea. But I
thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great
lover rather than the big shit he always was."

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