Billy Joe and Betty-Sue get married and Billy Joe
whisks her away to his daddy's hunting cabin in the
woods for a romantic 'nature honeymoon'.
He carries her across the threshold and they get into
bed, when Betty-Sue whispers in his ear,
'Billy Joe, be gentle, I air' never been with a man
b'fore.'
'WHAT?'
shouts Billy Joe, and his little bride softly shakes her
head. Billy Joe jumps out of bed, grabs his clothes and
races out the door, into his truck...
down the mountain...
straight to his parents house... rushes inside screaming,
'Hey Daddy! Paw! Git up!’
His father rushes downstairs and gasps,
'Billy Joe, what're you doin' here?'
Billy Joe, still breathing hard from his mad flight, gasps,
'Well, Betty-Sue and I was in the cabin and she toll me
she ain't never been with a man afore... so's I rushed
outta there an' lit back here quick as I could.'
His father grasps Billy Joe's shoulder in reassurance
and says,
'Son, ya done the right thing. Iffin she ain't good'nuff fer
her family, she shure as shit ain't good'nuff fer ours!'