A new teacher was trying to make use of her
psychology courses.
One morning she started the school day by
saying to her class, "Everyone who thinks
you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Elwood stood up.
The teacher asked, "Do you think you're stupid,
Little Elwood?"
Elwood replied, "No, ma'am, but I hate to see
you standing there all by yourself!"