A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas to
Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and
said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why
don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
flight attendant. So the boy asked her, "If big dogs have baby dogs and
big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
He nodded.
So the stewardess said, "Tell your mother that Southwest always pulls
out on time."

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